Terrible art. Good times.

A Social Night for People Who Are Bad at Art

Unhinged Art Club is not an art class.

No one is teaching you how to paint.
No one is judging your technique.
And seriously… the worse it is, the better.

This is a chaotic, slightly unhinged night out where you can:

  • paint your partner (badly)

  • paint a stranger (even worse)

  • have a booze up

  • laugh at everyone’s terrible masterpieces

  • leave with something ridiculous you’ll weirdly want to keep forever

Expect music, party vibes, questionable artistic decisions, and zero pressure to be good at anything.

WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NIGHT

You’ll get:

  • a canvas, paints + brushes

  • a seat opposite your “subject” (partner, friend, or stranger)

  • prompts and challenges throughout the night

  • a final reveal where things get… interesting

We’ll throw in chaos rounds like:

  • paint with your non-dominant hand

  • 2-minute speed portraits

  • “add one thing that makes it worse”

There may be prizes. They will not be serious.

WHO IT’S FOR

  • couples who want a better date night

  • groups of friends who are bored of the same pub routine

  • people who hate small talk but like doing something

  • anyone who hasn’t picked up a paintbrush since school

IMPORTANT (READ THIS)

This is not a guided class.
You will not learn to paint.
Your painting will likely be terrible.

That is the point.

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DETAILS

📍 Location: [Venue Name]
⏰ Time: [Time] (2–3 hours)
🎟 Tickets: £35

Drinks available from the bar all night 🍸